Flatlands

Rhyme Time: Rhyming Dialogue

Rhyming dialogues are discussions between a Person 1 and a Person 2. Either can end the discussion by self- ending it or purposely getting convinced. Each tries to contradict the other.

“The land is so flat, there is not one cave for even a bat!”

“I could never hear somebody so wrong, for listen, hear that bat’s song!”

“You are mistaken for bats do not sing, that must be the train’s ding-a-ling!”

“Look at the mountains that pierce the sky, how can there not be mountains up high?”

“No, it is so flat a snow leopard would groan, if you brought him here he would moan: ‘give me mountains of the highlands high, that cut jagged edges into the sky!”

“But just look at that snowcapped peak, where all is still and all is bleak!”

“You are looking at a mere hill, look, there are cows grazing on it still! If there is a farmer to farm and to till, you have to be looking at just a hill!”

“There is no farmer to farm and to till, even the clouds are cold and still!”

“You probably just need better glasses, of maybe some optical vision classes!”

“My glasses are fine, you know that too, there is no cow up there saying moo-moo.”

“You have got me stumped and I can think of no more, I guess I can see the mountain core….”